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Francis Jim Bowen Dillon Thiselton!!

The trust finally hits home to the Sunday skipper with regards to the amount of wickets he has taken compared to that of Julian 'Chucker' Bonnett....

The Sunday skipper was congratulated on realising that he has never abandoned ship and gone and played for Brook...

Alan "Rigger Rigor Mortis" Rigsy Wicker....

Please come down from the scaffold Mr Sharp......We wish to talk with you....!!

Roger "Jap Soldier Werge" Sharp. 124th Emperor of Japan
"Imperial Son of Heaven of Great Japan"

Charles, Colin, Glynn, and Martin posing for a quick team photo earlier on in their careers.....

Francis "Sprog Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaank!" Thiselton passing on a few gems of wisdom to Adam "No No, my name is Emily Howard and I am a lady" Sharp

A.P. "Kate Adie Great Lady" Sharp

Duncan "Beavis Todd Grimshaw" Boxall

Hhmmmm hmmm ha hu hu huhu BUNGHOLE. Are you threatening me? I don't know, I just don't know.

Glynn "You know I do believe that the umpire was quite correct in giving me out" Evans

Never had a point been made more eloquently!

Harry "Wooper Drain" Nixon

Take two bottles into the shower? More like 6!

Liegh "He's The Gaffer" Huffer

Charles " Charlie Charles one of the famous Charles Brothers" Fraser.

Due to Royal publishing rights, nothing derogatory will be written about his Lordship/Worship/Eminence...

Seamus realised that Jason was not a happy private when he found that tea was over and he had to take to the field...

Aaron "Spunky Fluffer Eggy Rizla PornStar" Evans

We all read about his sordid details. See latest News of the World!

Jason "The Blade Outstanding Private Pile" Wilson

No sordid details as of yet....we wait with baited breath for that momentus day!

Vicky "Thank you Miss Patterson" Thiselton

I would never dream of saying anything remotely rude about Perry, I mean Vicky!

Seamus "Smiler Private Joker" Lynch

As if he would ever do anything that might even be slightly construed as being sordid.

Julian "actually, I don't have a nickname" Bonnett.

Never taken 5 wickets at a Horn Fair though...and most probably never will!!

Malcolm "RinkyDink" Caird.

Even more sordid details to follow....

Martin "Meatloaf" Thisleton

Details to follow....not that sordid....

Scott "Kettle" Evans

Latest hair style and colour to follow....

Rory "Skinner" Lawson

Pies to follow.....

Colin "Silver Fox" Thisleton

Due to MI5 instructions, no sordid details will follow.....yet.

Gary "Stretch" Sharp & Roger "Chairman" Lawson

Adam "Sharpy" Sharp

Original nickname to follow....